....is knitting!
The Legolas clone found out, that knitting cools down the "platoon of army ants up his ass",
so he decided to take that up as a regular hobby for when he was getting nervous.
But what would happen, if he drank a gallon of coffee?
He would knit a giant Preserver cocoon for his lover boy Black Moon XD
(Knitting: The fair alternative to a mullet or tranquillizers!)
Though he definitely sings a lot better
than [Preservers] do^^
Disclaimer: The character and likeness of Legolas is copyright to J. R. R. Tolkien and New Line Cinema.
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